The Dormouse and The Wig

The Dormouse and The Wig

“These are strange and uncertain times,”
said the dormouse
        to the drag queen’s fallen wig.
The stock market was acting up again
        and overflowing its banks
The lords rode the tides.
The peasants drowned in their cars.
The evangelicals hoped that
        with the Jews now in Jerusalem
The Beast would soon arrive and deal judgment
        from its ass-crack
                ending all their unfinished arguments
                with the atheists.
“Strange how love can still be found
        in days like these,” replied the wig.
                “Even more so now
                than at any other time.”